just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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