I must be too annoying 4 u.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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