Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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