Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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