Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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