ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You work out of a Hotel?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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