First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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