Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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