He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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