Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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