i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
it's not cheating when I paid for it
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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