Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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