I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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