no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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