i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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