On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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