Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
They took my balls.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
