god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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