she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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