Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
