Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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