she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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