dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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