so that wasnt chicken after all
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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