I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
