morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Randomize
