he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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