Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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