I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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