wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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