when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
