I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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