I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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