I'm going to jail i love you
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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