ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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