Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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