Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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