I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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