you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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