She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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