How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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