Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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