Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i barfeds in our rink
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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