kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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