i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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