Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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