he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
this is an emotional support booty call
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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