operation harelip BJ is a go
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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