Sry I called you an 8
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
oh god the rape fog is back!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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