I can tuck mytits in my pants
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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