You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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